Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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