You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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