i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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