A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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