is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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