ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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