You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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