Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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