So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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