North Korea, Best Korea!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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