You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
is that a dick in a sweater?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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