Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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