a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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