Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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