If that was your dad, he is hot
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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