So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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