C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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