do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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