you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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