He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
a search helicopter?!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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