Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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