in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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