good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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