I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I need moral support for this bender
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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