I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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