Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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