you have to choose: penises or morals?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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