nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
