Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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