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(713): View more from Texas

eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"

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(404): View more from Georgia

I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high

(954): View more from Florida

Yeah, I don't like babies at all

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i only shaved half my leg

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on purpose

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(630): View more from Illinois

Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?

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did you know it's going to storm tonight?

(630): View more from Illinois

You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."

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(224): View more from Illinois

i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him

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