dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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