i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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