a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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