yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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