Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He kissed a someone with a penis
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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