I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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