I must be too annoying 4 u.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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