I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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