Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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