There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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