Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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