Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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