Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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