a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
All the doctor said was why
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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