If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He has the fingertips of a God
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