in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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