Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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