you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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