you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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