nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
a search helicopter?!
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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