Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
ttyl tear gas
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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