Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
