I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We smell like vodka and hangover
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