i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
